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12.06.2025 14:44
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Why is the world male-dominated?
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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